Hymning and Hawing.....

[HelenaZF]

HYMNING AND HAWING........



Some misheard hymns:



AMAZING GRACE: The real lyrics:

I once was lost but now I'm found, was blind, but now I see.



misheard as:

I once was lost but now I'm found, hooray for puberty!



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LEAD ON, O KING ETERNAL:



misheard as:

Lead on, O kinky turtle



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GLADLY THE CROSS I'D BEAR



misheard as:

Gladly, the cross-eyed bear



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"Holy, Holy Moley"



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bringing in the sheaves...



misheard as:

bringing in the cheese...



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Lord, I Lift Your Name On High



The real lyrics were:

From the earth to the cross, my debt to pay



misheard as:

From the earth to the cross, my dead toupee



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I Was Sinking Deep In Sin



The real lyrics were:

Love Lifted Me, Love Lifted Me,

When Nothing else could help,

Love lifted Me.



misheard as:

Love Lipton Tea, Love Lipton Tea,

When Nothing else could help,

Love Lipton Tea



(Or...I was sinking deep in sin...Wheeee!)

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Ding Dong Merrily on High



The real lyrics were:

May ye beautifully rhyme

Your evetime song, ye singers.



misheard as:

May ye beautifully rhyme

Your end time zombie singers.

[Sorcha]

Last Hymn, Ding Dong. The last line, Your end time zombie singers. I know them. I see them nearly every week. :jester: